hypothetical question
let's say you are a small terrycloth primate with an extra pair of tickets to eddie izzard's june 5th show in dallas, but, you will not be using the tickets. the tickets are nice box tickets that you could probably sell them on e-bay for wads of cash. then again, you could give them to a friend or possibly, you could sell them at face value to a hypothetical stranger. so ask yourself: what would monkey do?
(any offers to purchase these hypothetical tickets will be ignored as will any begging friends coveting them.)
(any offers to purchase these hypothetical tickets will be ignored as will any begging friends coveting them.)
Labels: eddie izzard, what would monkey do?
posted by hi!monkey at 2:57 PM
5 Comments:
Monkey would:
1) give them away to friends
2) give them away to stranger
3) sell them at face value
4) stop whatever else is going and go to the event and laugh uproariously.
In fact, make #4, #1 and I think I've got it!
:)
fear not, snowbug! i have my ticket to the show and i'll be there! (wave when you see me!)
Well, I won't be there as I live in a different state, but if you end up at a loss I have an old high school friend who lives in Dallas.
Take care!
a different state? how exciting! is it solid, liquid, gas, plasma or bose-einstein condensates?
Confusion.
or Denial.
Depends upon the day. :)
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